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December 9, 2008

You fucking tool II.

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"It puts the money in the basket. It does this whenever it's told."

...ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated, "unless I get something real good for [Senate Candidate 1], shit, I'll just send myself, you know what I'm saying." ROD BLAGOJEVICH later stated, "I'm going to keep this Senate option for me a real possibility, you know, and therefore I can drive a hard bargain. You hear what I'm saying. And if I don't get what I want and I'm not satisfied with it, then I'll just take the Senate seat myself. Later, ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that the Senate seat "is a fucking valuable thing, you don't just give it away for nothing"...

ROD BLAGOJEVICH said that the consultants (Advisor B and another consultant are believed to be on the call at that time) are telling him that he has to "suck it up" for two years and do nothing and give this "motherfucker [the President-elect] his senator. Fuck him. For nothing? Fuck him." ROD BLAGOJEVICH states that he will put "[Senate Candidate 4]" in the Senate "before I just give fucking [Senate Candidate 1] a fucking Senate seat and I don't get anything."

"A Reader’s Guide to the Blagojevich Complaint" (NY Times)

Let's just NOTE HERE that it's generally a BAD THING when you keep reading your name in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. It's probably also best to not be one of the people [Described elliptically in brackets].

(Part 1 of the "You fucking tool" series featured former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.)